Day Off

I cleaned a little bit today. Aside from knowing it would make my mother proud, I found at least four dollars in lose change on the floor, which makes the effort far more productive than normal.

I also decided to take some pictures of my Patriots stuff. I did this mostly because I like the Patriots (coughborderlineobsessioncough) and partly because I couldn't find enough Gir things to take photos of to rival Hunter's collection. My slippers are MIA and all I could find was a patch and 2 wristbands, which hardly compare to the action figures Hunter has.

Blogger is being a bitch, so uploading the images may take longer than normal. I'll have them up when the upload feature stops being a cunt.

The Blogger image upload wasn't working, so I turned to Imageshack.net, which was also sucking, but at least got the photos up. So there's some of my plethora pf New England Patriots items. Included are a wool Championship banner, a AFC 2003 champ hoodie, a Ted Johnson jersey, a Tom Brady jersey, a Drew Bledose jersey (yeah, I was a fan when they sucked in case anyone thought I was only on the bandwagon as of recently), a pair of Patriots boxer shorts, a 2006 AFC East champ T-shirt, a hat, a fleece pillow, a deflated balloon, a zippo, and two street signs reading "Patriots Fan Parking Only" and "Patriots Drive". Not included are things like my first down foam finger, my calendar, another hoodie (which my girlfriend has), hair scrunchies, towels, pompoms, coffee mugs, drink glasses, and a bunch of other junk in storage

The reason why the other picture looks so crappy is because my digital camera has a feature to help focus pitcures of things up close and far away with the aid of a slider on the side. Since I have been taking a lot of pictures of my cat, the slider was on for stuff up close (as you can see here) and I always forget to change it for images like the above. Anyway, isn't it shiny and pretty?

Offseason Pain II

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Adam Vinateri signed with the Colts. He'll be kicking those perfect field goals inside for a while, listening to Peyton Manning go on about his daddy and about how he might be able to win the Superbowl this year now that the Patriot Dynasty no longer exists.....and because Adam can now win his games for him.

Christian Fauria is now a Redskin. My chatroom pals can laugh some more at me.

Tom Brady had a hernia all season last season, and is pretty much falling apart physically. Not that these offseason moves have strengthened our offensive line any....

I felt this way after the Patriots got rid of Thompson and Thimpson in the offseason after the 96' Super Bowl. Of course, they lost that Super Bowl.....and hadn't been to one in ten years.

Now....we won't be back for another ten. Time to be a true fan and root for the Patsies again.

Holy Crap!!!

I just finished writing an email to my ex-girlfriend, telling her a myriad of melodramatic ephiphanies, when I decided to Google myself. Why? I don't fucking know, it's 1:40am...

Anyway, I discovered the only known photograph of me during my marial arts years. I was always too nervous to have my mother watch me when I was a kid, and all other photos of me were destroyed when Hurricane Charley hit in Augutst 2004. Revel in my fearsome glory:

The girl in the ponytail is me, age 13, at my belt test.

Offseason Pain

I went through the Yahoo! news for the latest NFL offseason moves and I think I'm about to puke. The Patriots released Willie McGinest. Yeah....#55, the keystone of our defense, a franchise player that has been there for the New England Dynasty as a leader.....WE FUCKING CUT HIM. Why? WHY?!

Salary issues.

Fuck, I haven't felt this down about football since I went into Team Choice looking for a sign that said "Patriots Fans Parking Only" and saw that Ty Law's jersey was on the clearance rack, meaning that he, too, was no longer a Patriot.

I hate the offseason. We'd better win the Super Bowl this year, or I am going to have a right proper hissy fit.

New Member

Computer finally arrived at 4:06pm. I've been adding things lime Win-Amp, City of Heroes/Villains and junk since I turned it on. Here are the pictures of my giant, black and blue bundle of joy.

















This is after I got it all plugged in and booted up for the first time.





















And this is the inside all lit up, with the second picture sans flash.

Trials and Tribulations

It turns out that I need to prove to the Social Security Office that I don't owe them $11k dollars due to a mistake they made processing my father's fraud. I have to prove to them that they made a mistake. GREAT!

Also, I need to organize The Nest:

















Why? My new computer comes tomorrow and I have to get everything ready. More pictures when it arrives. Damnit, I need to buy more batteries for my camera, too, so I can show before and after photos.