Holy Crap!!!

I just finished writing an email to my ex-girlfriend, telling her a myriad of melodramatic ephiphanies, when I decided to Google myself. Why? I don't fucking know, it's 1:40am...

Anyway, I discovered the only known photograph of me during my marial arts years. I was always too nervous to have my mother watch me when I was a kid, and all other photos of me were destroyed when Hurricane Charley hit in Augutst 2004. Revel in my fearsome glory:

The girl in the ponytail is me, age 13, at my belt test.