Weekly Observations

*There is absolutely no good frozen lasagna of any brand or type. The only good frozen lasagna is homemade.

*All of the jewlery stores in my mall sell the exact same pieces of jewlery in the same horrible price range.

*Boston Market makes a pretty decent line of frozen dinners, with the exception of lasagna. More to be tested, soon.

*Lizards have been laying eggs in the cushions of my lawn furniture....which means they were having sex in my yard, somewhere.

*Supersoakers need to make a comeback.

*Fat free Jello is pretty good, as is Light Cool Whip.

*I don't think dieting on the above food alone will help me lose weight

*I just spilled pudding all over this keyboard...

*I should probably stop eating at the computer desk.

*Diets are bad.