Saturday, April 29, 2006

Stuff

No work today, or tomorrow. Well, it's technically Sunday right now, so I'll just say I had the weekend off. That's not likely to happen again for a good, long while.


DUN -NAH, DUH-NAH, DUN-NAH, DUN-NAH, BATMAN!!!

That is all.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

In the Pet Bizz..

I learned a lot about pet food and what companies like to tell people about their pet food. Based on this, I have an easy to follow guideline on how to pick a food for your animal (focusing mainly on dogs and cats).

Rule #1
Read a friggen book about your breed. It's good to know what the hell kind of animal you have before you start shoveling things down its throat. Books are a handy thing to have around in case you forget if Spot is prone to a sensitive stomach, allergies, etc.

Rule#2
Do NOT buy your food from a grocery store. While a $10 bag of dog food might look too good to pass up when compared to a typical $20-$30 bag of 'premium' food, try to remember why you don't live on Ramen Noodles despite them being 20 cents a pack; they're not very good for you. Your steak isn't $1.99 per pound for nothing, you know. Quality meat costs money, and that's why most dog and cat foods in a pet store cost so much.

Rule #3
Ask your vet. They went to school for a reason.


The reason for this little guideline is because I was searching through some messageboards and found myself reading about vegans and their pets. Honestly, I don't think vegans should HAVE pets, since they're most likely to be PeTA freaks, and owning a pet would violate their faith or something. Anyway, vegans often try to feed their dogs vegan diets.

Lentils and tofu for all!


(What the fuck is a lentil, again?)

Monday, April 10, 2006

Weekly Observations

*There is absolutely no good frozen lasagna of any brand or type. The only good frozen lasagna is homemade.

*All of the jewlery stores in my mall sell the exact same pieces of jewlery in the same horrible price range.

*Boston Market makes a pretty decent line of frozen dinners, with the exception of lasagna. More to be tested, soon.

*Lizards have been laying eggs in the cushions of my lawn furniture....which means they were having sex in my yard, somewhere.

*Supersoakers need to make a comeback.

*Fat free Jello is pretty good, as is Light Cool Whip.

*I don't think dieting on the above food alone will help me lose weight

*I just spilled pudding all over this keyboard...

*I should probably stop eating at the computer desk.

*Diets are bad.
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