Florida4Marriage

I got a lot of mail today, and none of it contained the Zeromancer CD I ordered from Sam Goody almost 2 weeks ago. It was mostly junkmail offering me credit cards, and considering the huge balance I have from this computer, I don't need another one.

I did get an interesting orange envelope informing me that the petitions I requested were enclosed inside its citrus-y pouch.

Right....those petitions....I requested....what the fuck?

The return address said Florida4Marriage.org and I figured it might be one of those Human Rights Campgain type spin offs. I just got off of work, so I didn't think too far into it until I opened the damn thing and read the letter:

Yeah, I know you can't really read that, so I've retyped some of the important parts.

Dear Florida Registered Voter,

Yes. I am registered as an Independant. What can I do for you, my good letter sender? (And here is when I scan the top where it says "Florida4Marriage.org: Florida Coalition to Protect Marriage" and think 'ooooooooh. This should be funny.')

Thank you for your recent repsonse to our telephone survey and your desire to sign the Florida Marriage Protection Amendment Petition, that will legally define marriage in Florida as the union of one man and one woman.

Okay, so I should have asked what I could do for my good unsolicited letter sender. I don't recall any phone survey or ever wanting to sign a Marriage Protection Amendment Petition. The reason for me not remembering is likely due to the fact that neither event nor urge ever occured.

Then the letter just goes into specifics about signing the petition and where to send it. Heehee, time to send some pizzas!

Florida4Marriage.org

4853 S. Orange Ave., Suite C

Orlando, FL 32806-6961

We must do all we can to save traditional marriage, but we're quickly running out of time!

Bahahahaha! I'm not interested in saving traditional marriage considering it's not threatened in any way. The 60% divorce rate really shows the only thing that threatens "traditional" marriage is traditional divorce.

Oh, one more thing. I'M GAY.