About a week ago, someone stole a bumper sticker off my car which read "He Died in A.D. 33, Get Over It!". It was on a magnet, so it was easily removed. I discovered it was missing and was pretty furious.

Tonight, after closing my store, I went to my car to find that the sticker had been put back (on the wrong side of the car, mind you) with "Because" and "Never" plus "Pray and Be Thankful" put in strategic places with black and red Sharpie to make my atheist-esque sticker (it's really not quite that bad....I used to have "So Many Christians, So Few Lions" on there). Plus, the mystery person left me a nice little cowardly Thanksgiving card about God. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves:

I'll have you know that this bumper sticker is availible at www.evolvefish.com for $2.00 and the magnet backing I put it on is $2.50, plus $3.50 shipping and handling. So the asshole who did this cost me $8.....enough to deserve someone pissing in their soup at Applebee's.

Here's the note that came with my ransomed sticker:

Nice, huh? "A NON-ADMIRER".

I got a note last year on my car (a different car with some of the same types of stickers) that makes me think the same person who wrote it was responsible for this recent escapade. I'm also fairly certain that if the person who wrote the following note ISN'T the same culprit that they at least work in the same shopping plaza as I do, since I don't think many people would have taken my sticker, held onto it for a week and then prepared to put it back with a note whenever they saw my vehicle again. Anyway, here's the note from last year with the new note reposted.

The smiley face on the old note throws me off a little. My van used to have a bunch of pro-gay stickers, so maybe someone was serious in wishing me a nice life? I don't know. I'm a little skeptical at this point. Joyce, you'd better hope you didn't do this.

I'm going to make a sticker that says "I Deface Private Property in the Name of Jesus" and slap it on this person's windshield when I find out who did this. I'm also buying a new sticker to replace the ruined one, and will continue to do so in the event that one, too, is removed.

Christians have no respect for other peoples' rights or property.

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