Sunday, March 27, 2005

More Stupid Trendy Shit

People are stupid. They show it everyday in one way or another, be it by driving or by speaking or by some other miscellaneous means----but rest assured, the retards reveal themselves.

Take the Support Our Troops ribbon trend, for instance. Apparently, if you don't have a yellow ribbon to go along with your American flag decal, you are no longer considered patriotic. Everyone and their gay uncle has gone out and slapped a Support Our Troops magnetic ribbon (because God forbid they buy a sticker and risl ripping the paint off their new SUV when the trend ends) on the bumper of their vehicle. A $1.99 magnet on your car is a huge fucking sign of support. Yessiree.

The support of our soldiers doesn't irritate me....it's the fact that morons have to go and turn their ribbons so that you can read the message on it.



What the fuck is that?! "Oh, gee. I had better turn this so that other drivers can read the message on the yellow ribbon that has been the Welcome Home symbol for servicemen and women since 1981! They might not know!!!"

Don't fucking assume that because you just heard of this trend that no one else has. Not everyone is an idiot.


What's wrong with this picture? Oh, shit! Let me fix it for those of you who are braincell deficient.

Miss USA

Here we go.

Miss USA
It's Miss Propaghanda USA, here to tell us about how to be the average American 'tard!

Friday, March 04, 2005

Filler

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That made me giggle.

It's been slow latelty. My quest for world domination plows steadily forward with intermediate stops to pee and grab a snack. I have finally figured out how the hell to post images on this thing, so here's a picture of the calendar I got the other day that is filled with cute chicks.




Nice legs, eh? Posted by Hello

My next update is going to be about the setup and maintanence of a Lair.
14934 days, 13 hours, 43 minutes, and 7 seconds have gone by in Protagonist's World Domination Campaign