Alexander The Gay

Alexander has finally hit theaters. I will be seeing it on Sunday, right after I get my copy of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

Now, unlike most people who have gone or are going to see this movie, I have actually read up on Alexander the Great. I will not be going into this movie as a braindead American idiot. So what is this rant about?

I'll tell you. People are actually upset by Oliver Stone depicting Alexander as.......bisexual! Holy shit, call the lawyers, because this is slander. News flash, retards, Alexander the Great was ACTUALLY A BISEXUAL! It's not just a rumor like Julius Caesar or William Shakespeare, it;s a confirmed, well known historical fact. As much as people don't want to think about one of the greatest leaders in history as being anything but a He-Man, they will have to deal with the fact that Alexander liked the cock.

It just pisses me off that people would rather see Colin Farrell have an incestuous affair with Angelina Jolie (who plays Alexander's mother, Olympias) than see him make out with Jared Leto (who plays Hephastion). Neither happens, by the way, but the latter is strongly alluded to.

Alexander the Great was bisexual. That is historical fact. The movie Alexander may be fictional (as well as poorly directed, acted and casted) but the truth remains to salt the wounds of those who cannot stomach it.

Marine kills unarmed, wounded prisoner

Wow, I really don't understand how anyone with a functioning brain cell could not see this coming. It's not the first time. It's not the last time.

It's being "investigated". They might call it a "war crime".

Stupid fucks, you don't need to investigate this. Yes, it's a war crime. I don't care how many Marines you talk to who happen to think it's justified, it's a war crime. Then again, this whole war is a giant crime, so who cares?

It's so funny that people are shocked just like they were shocked when the prisoner abuse scandal came about. It happens everyday in Iraq. They kill innocent people on both sides everyday, they kill unarmed, wounded people everyday, they abuse soldiers and insurgents everyday.

This government doesn't give a shit about this. The entire world is screaming for a halt and the United States just keeps going. Bush doesn't care. The GOP doesn't care. If the President had to start a brand new military campaign to retake Falluja more than a year after it was 'taken' the first time, and still claims victory, this silly little bout of war crime bitching won't affect anything.

I hope the wounded Iraqi would have killed the Marine if the roles had been reversed.

Control

http://www.explodingdog.com/ has a good picture up that fairly well shows my mood.

http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/iseemtohavelostcontrol.html

Shockwave

5 days since the election resulted in the mass outpouring of Fucking Retards who voted for George W. Bush. I was not surprised, but I can sure as hell tell you I threw up a little bile when Ohio went from 52% for John Kerry to 52% George Bush.

What do I say? It's like the eye of a hurricane. It's calm right now, but it's not going to last. Neocons rule the Congress and it's a sure fire deal that Bush will appoint Supreme Court Puppets to replace people who actually cared more about the laws of this country than their personal feelings towards faggots, dykes, sand niggers, or atheists. That Supreme Court will turn Constitutional Amendments to the ravenous Jesus Freaks who happen to make up most of this piece of shit country. Why did the Jesus Freaks vote? Because Bush told them the fags wanted equal rights....and we can't have that. Fuck the national debt. Fuck healthcare. Fuck keeping the rest of the world to nuking us back to the Bronze Age. Keep gays from marrying. Stop abortions. Stop stem cell research that could cure people. Bible Good. Constitutional Rights Bad.

I never should have left Massachusetts.

Yes, you dildos, Massachusetts. The state with some of the highest taxes. The state with the lowest divorce rate in the country and the only state to allow gay marriage. The state more than twice the educational output than the South and more than three times post highschool. The state whose only real problem is Mitt Romney. The state that houses the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots.

As far as I am concerned, the North should form its own country this time. It would include Maine, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New York, Pennsyvania, California, Washington DC, Washington, Oregon, Hawaii and New Hampshire. And we would call it something cool, like a Lord of the Rings name. Renwick or Dunlan or something ending in -gard. Oh, here's a good one: the USATDS...

Long live the United States of America That Don't Suck

America Sucks

I hate approximately 60 million Americans. That's a lot of morons to hate.