Things to Do to Jehova's Witnesses When They Come to Your Door:

1. Answer the door naked.
2. Rig the doorbell to give the ringer an electric shock. For added fun, do what the kid from Problem Child did, and make sure there's a puddle at the doorstep.
3. When they knock, rev a chainsaw and answer "Just a minute!".
4. Open the door in a devil costume.
5. Invite them in and allow them to speak their case. Beforehand, have a friend hide in the closet and make muffeled screams of terror as the JW's tell you of the glory of Christ.
6. Pretend to have an orgasm every time they say "God".
7. Open the door, tell them what nice costumes they have and give them some candy.
8. Ask what took them so fucking long with your pizza.
9. "Oh! You must be the strippers! Come on in!"
10. When you open the door, yank them inside before they can tell you who they are (as though you didn't already know) and have them hurry into the kitchen. The aliens are watching and you don't want to be see. You know too much as it is.